Ode to my Sister… and the greatest pastry debate of our time

We live in a society of finite labels and distinct categories. Just when you thought we had named everything… just when you thought we had it all figured out… a question arises. This question may seem trivial to some, but, then again, so did the whole “the world is flat” thing. It takes the greatest of thinkers to bring such a question to the surface and attempt to find an answer. With that, I give you… drum roll please… the great debate… the impossible quandary… the groundbreaking thesis… of… drum roll again… MUFFIN…. versus... CUPCAKE!

SuperAdri: still so excited abotu this muffin
SuperAdri: it like made my day
Lyss120: what muffin?
SuperAdri: from the mba
SuperAdri: gotta keep up with me here pisser
SuperAdri: oh pisser
Lyss120: haha, oh
Lyss120: i thought it was a cupcake
SuperAdri: oh ya
SuperAdri: whatever
SuperAdri: same thing
SuperAdri: ya, it is more of a cupcake
Lyss120: ha!
Lyss120: see
SuperAdri: seriously
Lyss120: i'm not stupid
SuperAdri: is there a huge difference
Lyss120: yes
SuperAdri: like i feel liek you should have been able to figure out what i meant
Lyss120: one is a dessert and one is a breakfast treat
SuperAdri: figure it out!! you know
SuperAdri: naw
SuperAdri: i would totally eat a cupcake for breakfats
Lyss120: haha
SuperAdri: it doesn't have icing on it
Lyss120: maybe YOU would
SuperAdri: so it's tricky
Lyss120: oh
Lyss120: hmmm... yes, tricky

SuperAdri: it's more of a small muffin in a cupcake wrapper
Lyss120: what's a cupcake wrapper though?
SuperAdri: a small muffin wrapper, you know, like that folded paper on the bottom that you peel off and it forms a circle
Lyss120: oh
SuperAdri: you see
Lyss120: sort of
SuperAdri: haha

Lyss120: but i still think there are differences in consistency
Lyss120: like a muffin is more oats or blueberry
Lyss120: and a cupcake is chocolate or vanilla
SuperAdri: haha, but this isn't really cakey
Lyss120: damn you
SuperAdri: haha
SuperAdri: this is funny
Lyss120: ahhH!!

Lyss120: no icing, it's not cakey, yet has a cupcake wrapper
SuperAdri: yes
Lyss120: is it a muffin or a cupcake? we dont know
SuperAdri: kyle thinks it's a weak muffin
Lyss120: LOL
SuperAdri: cause it doesn't fold over
SuperAdri: you know
Lyss120: that's good, i like that
SuperAdri: like there's no "muffin top"
Lyss120: it doesnt fold over?
Lyss120: oh, i see
SuperAdri: ya
SuperAdri: it's a tricky little treat
Lyss120: Hahahha!!
SuperAdri: haha
Lyss120: we should make a list... one side will be all of the muffin attributes, and one side can be all of the cupcake attributes
SuperAdri: ya
SuperAdri: ok, off to econ