White Pants

My bus experience has taught me that it is never worth the risk of sitting down in a bus seat while wearing white pants. Please don't ask me to relive it. It's just never good. Never.

So today I stood. Standing on the bus has its benefits. For example, you are generally the first one off. You also get to feign the whole, "I'm so cool, I don't need to sit" thing. Look at me not falling over! Punks.

Balance on the bus, as in life, is all about the bend in the knees. If you're completely straight, unwavering and stiff, all it takes is one sudden stop and you're on the ground. However, if you maintain flexibility and you are open to the curves in the road, you tend to flow with them. Plus you just look cooler. I mean, really.