Muffin tops

After a good spin class this morning, I decided to scan the bakery case at 7-11. My eyes immediately zoomed in on the muffins. And because I only eat muffin tops, I bought two. Muffin tops equal goodness. And two muffin tops equal one whole muffin, in my opinion. I don't see anything wrong with this. The clerk at 7-11, however, stared me down as if to say, you overindulgent American. I didn't care though. The prospect of muffin tops beat out any pride lost along the way.